December 2011
when I finally have sex
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
some guy: now I know you’re a virgin so you probably don’t know much about - me: no I read fanfiction I got this
My best friend and I got in a fight that ended in...
That moment when your parents actually say yes
wowfunniestposts:
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“Don’t expect to get anything back, don’t expect recognition for your efforts,...”
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“Love will always be there in your heart for someone, is a permanent feeling and...”
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me: i'm so lonely omg i just want someone to talk at me
someone: hey
me: no not you
fuckyeahalbuquerque:
I’m a grown ass man & I still use an empty tube from Christmas wrapping paper as a light-saber to remind my kids that I am their father
blua:
At times the only parts I like about myself are the ugly ones. They are the ones that no one compliments or cares for; they are the ones that are truly mine.
